Lex Smith & Ben Wedeking –
Aries: You might want to volunteer this month at the goat farm.
Taurus: Be the change you want to see in your piggy bank.
Gemini: Cheese is your enemy.
Cancer: You are past due for another movie binge.
Leo: Your anaconda just don’t.
Virgo: Your Valentine’s Day shenanigans may come back to haunt you.
Libra: Weigh out your choices. Preferably in grams.
Scorpio: Let it all go and burn your grudge list.
Sagittarius: If you want a rocking body for Spring break, do some squats.
Capricorn: You might want to hang around with an Aries this month.
Aquarius: Consider learning about gardening.
Pisces: All it takes is one good look in the mirror.
Lex Smith, from Beardstown, Illinois, is a junior majoring in physics and chemistry. Lex is the treasurer and official horoscope-creator of The Rambler.