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Jessica Sanders–   If I have learned anything these last few days it was appreciation (sorry professors, it wasn’t educational). I injured my arm and have had to use my non dominant hand for everything. Like the saying goes, you never know what you’ve got till it’s gone. That being said, I don’t have much…

Poet’s Corner

Alexis Ogunmokun–   The End of the Reagans Lady Reagan lived for 94 years She lost Ronald To Alzheimer’s disease She lived so frail So broken Only to join Him to the pearly gates Of Heaven On March 6 2016   Justice Scalia Justice Scalia was laid to rest During the presidential race Of natural…

The Roommate Blues

Jordan Washington–   The end of the semester is rapidly approaching and yet, I have heard a lot of people complain about their current ‘roomies’. It’s so easy to reply with, “You have one more month with this person,” yet, if you live with someone who gets on your every nerve, a month seems like…

Tay

Kyle Cody–   A friend of mine recently asked me “what is the difference between artificial intelligence and human?” to which I replied John Searle’s Chinese room. After examining the answer, I found the response to be profound as it answered the question completely in the space of a few words.  You may be wondering,…

G. I. Wish I Had Abs Like That: Rambler Rant

Dylan Howard–   My toy chest that I had when I was a kid wasn’t the most amazing collection, I’ll admit, but I definitely had some playtime essentials. My trusty side kicks of the Red Power Ranger action figure and Pikachu stuffed animal were always ready to fight the imaginary battles conceived in the long,…

Horoscopes

Maria Wittenauer– It’s written in the stars! Sort of. (Quote Edition!) Aquarius: “When it comes to making a big change in your life, you have to want it more than you fear it.” -Unknown Pisces: “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” -Eleanor Roosevelt Aries: “Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be…