Doritos: For Her

By: Hannah Hawkins — Ladies, are you sick and tired of hearing a deafening boom of a crunch when you go in to enjoy a tasty nacho cheese flavored Dorito?  Do you fret of having those terrible neon orange stains leftover on your fingers from eating an entire bag of those artificially flavored triangles?  Well…

15th Affair Book Review

By: Matthew Hunter — Do you have a best friend forever whom you trust and value more than anyone else you know? Would you be willing to put your life in that friend’s hands? If you answered yes to that question, you are just like Inspector Lindsey Boxer in that respect. She trusts the love…

Farewell to Dr. Jim Kerbaugh

By: Matthew Hunter — This article is going to be a bit different from the ones I usually write, as the subject for today is quite more personal. On the afternoon of Monday, February 12th, the campus community received an email from President Farley’s office informing us of the sudden death of Dr. Jim Kerbaugh. When…

English Club: No Beef Required

By: Max Wallace — You know, Illinois College, for a journalist I’m usually not one for gossip. But when my ears tuned in to the rumor that the up-and-coming English Club had a brewing feud with the English Honors Society, Sigma Tau Delta, well I couldn’t let that story fade into the oblivion of the…

Kiss the Girls Book Review

By: Matthew Hunter — Are you tired of having to read boring textbooks and dense scholarly articles that give you nothing but headaches and fatigue? Then it’s time for a change, because the book I’m recommending for you will definitely keep your mind racing and your heart pumping. Kiss the Girls is a psychological thriller…

The Ruin of a Good Man

By: Maximillian Valdez — I’ve worn a thousand shoes and walked for fucking miles living lives long lost longing looking for their smiles. So we can fucking smile and cool down for a while. Fools on every bench looking grim with the stench to find a fucking wrench to fix the hinges on this bench…

Critic’s Corner: Winter Blockbusters

By: Dakotah Jones — Winter hasn’t just brought in a relentless chill that has had all of us praying for summer, no, luckily it’s brought some phenomenal films with it. While I was enjoying our month long hiatus from campus, I was able to hit the theaters a few times to see some of the…