Dr. Manny Fest; Destiny PhD

By: Willem Kline — Run me a bath, Dr. Manny Fest. Your calming motives make me croakin’ My aimless thoughts have started chokin’ I’m running through an artless phase My skin half dead, I crawl. I’m manic. Enough to keep myself in panic Run me a bath, Dr. Manny Fest I have a destiny. Run…

The Rambler Rant: The Rambler Rant

By: Dylan Howard — Well, this is it folks. This is my last article that will ever be written for Illinois College’s newspaper, The Rambler (that is, assuming I make it through these last few weeks of my senior year and don’t have to come back). Although I’m not going to lie, dropping out and going…

Naked Heat Review

By: Matthew Hunter — The New York Times Bestselling novel Naked Heat, the second installment of the Nikki Heat mystery series, is a very successful sequel to Heat Wave. It reveals more about the background and internal thoughts of the main characters, particularly those of Detective Nikki Heat. And though the novel is credited to…

Critic’s Corner: Life

By: Dakotah Jones — Before you even get your hopes up that I’m reviewing the Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence classic, I’ll ease you down gently. . .no this is not that. It’s about Daniel Espinosa’s 2017 sci-fi horror, Life. This film is very interesting to me in that it wasn’t heavily advertised, granted I…

Big Little Lies Review

By: Hannah Hawkins — Hello all, it’s your campus tv show binge watcher here.  I just finished watching HBO’s newest miniseries Big Little Lies, based off of Liane Moriarty’s book of the same name.  I didn’t read the book, but the series was powerful in and of itself.  With an all-star cast starring Reese Witherspoon,…