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Valentine’s Day

By: Leilani-Jade Pecher — Today is the day! Our national holiday where we can buy each other’s love…Otherwise known as Valentine’s Day. Well, not everyone looks at this holiday in that way, but that’s exactly how companies and stores set it up. Don’t worry folks, those of you who are in a relationship, do your thing…There’s…

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Short Cummings

By: Dakotah Jones — Okay it’s finally here, the article everyone has been waiting on. . .a Critic’s Corner review of Chartwell’s. It’s really hard to describe the feeling of entering Caine for your anticipated meal; for me it’s a mix of stomach wrenching tugs and a thin cold sweat. You just never quite know…

Rambler Rant: Men With Long Hair

By: Dylan Howard — Gentlemen, there is a list of things in your life that should be long. Things on this list might include the “accomplishments” section on your resumé, the number of action movies you’ve seen, and your, well…your pens of course. Nothing better than having a nice, long pen in your hand as you…